♕ Mother of dragons, Daenerys thought. Mother of monsters.
sarah + dressing/undressing [requested by salanderhacks]
The people who have read asoiaf are making me really nervous for tonight.
Evelyne Brochu on Tatianosima vs. Tatianarachel
stop killing ladies and start killing dudebros 2k14
I shall have my wings.
if you’re like me, you just keep chasing the storm.
Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.
And I’m one of a kind.
do men have resting bitch faces as well or do they not have negative characteristics ascribed to them for putting on a neutral rather than a deliriously happy facial expression